Jack Stanley, Journalist

Hello, my name is Jack Stanley. If I were to be a sea animal I would be a walrus because they
are dope and I have mad respect for them. The word that is most cringy to me is moist because
just saying it slowly makes me very uncomfortable. I play soccer for Sparta United and have
been playing my whole life. I like to play sports and I like going on different kinds of adventures.
If I could turn anything into an Olympic sport I would win a gold medal in cornhole. If I could live
anywhere in the world I would live in Russia because that place is a huge adventure and for
communism.
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