Hello, my name is Jack Stanley. If I were to be a sea animal I would be a walrus because they

are dope and I have mad respect for them. The word that is most cringy to me is moist because

just saying it slowly makes me very uncomfortable. I play soccer for Sparta United and have

been playing my whole life. I like to play sports and I like going on different kinds of adventures.

If I could turn anything into an Olympic sport I would win a gold medal in cornhole. If I could live

anywhere in the world I would live in Russia because that place is a huge adventure and for

communism.

Jack Stanley, Journalist

Jack Stanley