Hello I am Jordan Bruce. I would be described as an over energetic, not funny, slightly

intellectual, teenager who talks too much. My slogan is “Don’t do it.” The most annoying

question I get asked is, “Can I ask you a question?” In fifty years I can see myself being 63. If I

could live anywhere in the world it would be “The Internet.” My favorite holiday is “Christmas,”

because it is close to my birthday.