Julian Attermann



Hi, my name is Julian! I’m thirteen years old and in the 7th grade. Four words that describe me would be funny, outgoing, weird, and nerdy. My favorite holiday is Christmas because you get gifts and you have the chance to give your family and friends gifts and make them happy. My favorite subject in school is probably Science, because you get to take risks and discover interesting things. I have four people in my family, they are my dad, my mom, my 21 year old brother Chase, and my 17 year old brother Ethan. We also have a cute yellow labrador puppy, named Charli (she’s a girl). If I had a time machine, I would go to either the 1950’s or 1980’s. My biggest pet peeve is people pronouncing caramel (CAUR-MELL) like  caramel (CARE-A-MELL), it drives me crazy. In fifty years, I can see myself retired from being an investigative journalist. In a hundred years, I can see myself dead. If I could turn anything into an Olympic sport, I would win a gold medal in running up (sometimes down) stairs really fast. The farthest I have ever traveled to is to Hawaii. If I had to live off one food for the rest of my life, it would be Tide Pods with a side of Bleach and the original “Super Yummy Urinal Mint”….



Julian Attermann, Writer

Julian Attermann